Tuesday, May 26, 2009

You Might Be A Redneck if....51-70....


REDNECK YACHT


YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:....


51.There is a gun rack on your bicycle.


52.Your wedding was held in the delivery room.


53.Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

54.Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.



55.Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."


56.The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.



57.Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.



58.You pick your teeth from a catalog.


59.You've ever financed a tattoo.


60.You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."


61.Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.



62.Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.


63.You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.



64.You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.



65.The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.



66.You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.



67.The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.



68.Your brother-in-law is your uncle.



69.You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

70.You go to the family reunion to pick up women. :-}

Have A Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonAryGuy



3 comments:

Heather Dugan (Footsteps) said...

These are pretty funny. Thanks!

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Heather!
~Bill~

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