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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /> <span style="color: cyan;">MY FAVORITE ANIMAL</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Century, serif;"><span style="color: cyan; font-size: large;">Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."</span></span></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Century, serif;">She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.</span></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Century, serif;">My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Century, serif; line-height: 18px;">I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Century, serif; line-height: 18px;">I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. </span></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-family: Century, serif; line-height: 18px;">I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.</span></b></div>
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<b>The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite<u> live</u> animal was. </b></div>
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<b>I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.</b></div>
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<b>She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. </b></div>
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<b>I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.</b></div>
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<b>Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.</b></div>
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<b><span style="background-color: #444444; font-family: Century, serif; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: cyan; font-size: large;">I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="background-color: #444444; font-family: Century, serif; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: cyan; font-size: large;">MY Kind of Guy!! ;-)</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN .. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich, load the dishwasher and fold the just-washed clothes. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Yep - now you know... ;-)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, born Sept. 1959, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">She is Nigella Lawson, born Jan. 1960, a celebrity chef, who eats meat, butter and desserts. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war </span><span style="font-size: large;">with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate,</span><span style="font-size: large;">he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who </span><span style="font-size: large;">I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, </span><span style="font-size: large;">makes no difference who you are."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">2. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">destroyed in a fire, ...and so we'll never know For whom the Tells</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">bowled.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3. A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">down. You'll just have to be a little patient."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">4. Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted </span><span style="font-size: large;">to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for </span><span style="font-size: large;">watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were </span><span style="font-size: large;">so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than </span><span style="font-size: large;">California. This, of course, is the origin of </span><span style="font-size: large;">the expression -- He who has a Tate's is lost!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">5. A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the </span><span style="font-size: large;">toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted </span><span style="font-size: large;">as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">6. An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine </span><span style="font-size: large;">man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin </span><span style="font-size: large;">strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite </span><span style="font-size: large;">off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a </span><span style="font-size: large;">month, the medicine man returned to see how </span><span style="font-size: large;">the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is </span><span style="font-size: large;">ended, but the malady lingers on."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">7. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted </span><span style="font-size: large;">on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely </span><span style="font-size: large;">saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">8. There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept </span><span style="font-size: large;">on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">just goes to prove that... The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you </span><span style="font-size: large;">may need help with this one.) ;-)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">9. A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo </span><span style="font-size: large;">looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like </span><span style="font-size: large;">these, you don't need enemas."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">10. A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the </span><span style="font-size: large;">road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, </span><span style="font-size: large;">he was arrested and charged with:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.</span><br />
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: large;">Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.... This is no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).</span></span></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">(1) Just one God</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(2) Put nothin' before God</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(3) Watch yer mouth</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(6) No killin'</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(7) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(8) Don't take what ain't yers</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now that's plain an' simple.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Y'all have a nice day now ya heer!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">And bless your little heart....</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now That's a LOT easier!!!! :-)</span> <br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Have A Great Day!</span> <br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Seeya,</span> <br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">The temperature has dropped below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Her husband does nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in. ;-)</span><br />
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</div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;">- Paraprosdokian - </span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Groucho Marx was a master at these - like this one: "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in there, I'll never know." I hope you enjoy these! ;-)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".?!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">You're never too old to learn something stupid.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I'll see if I can scare up some more...I LOVE these!!! ;-)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Have A Great Day!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Seeya,</span><br />
<span style="color: lime; font-size: large;">OregonArtGuy</span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I think that last one really holds some promise... ;-)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Have A Great Day!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Seeya,</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: lime;">OregonArtGuy</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN -->
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<span style="font-size: large;">Happy Sharpenening :-)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work </span><span style="font-size: large;">and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work </span><span style="font-size: large;">done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.</span><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Have A Great Day!</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Seeya,</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: lime; font-size: large;">OregonArtGuy</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN -->
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<span style="font-size: large;">The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">KABOOM!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">KA-BLOOEY!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I will never forgive you for making us move to Oakland !!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I hope you enjoyed this.....</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Have a Great Day!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Seeya,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">2. The bouncer is a blond girl. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’” </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” :-)</span><br />
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A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...</span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXYlr5GFuN6MHE_vlK_IEGO6CfTuDlHb_DhX631-k2fl8j1Crob1OvgRfON9Iuqnzu_ikUKDINyApPVXvJ5jUty_yQVWE6h8r5ov22bSmP0f01MOtUqQeUEgT02u2lSp7AG5irFDwfUTZw/s1600/ATT00001_1.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472675196926051202" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXYlr5GFuN6MHE_vlK_IEGO6CfTuDlHb_DhX631-k2fl8j1Crob1OvgRfON9Iuqnzu_ikUKDINyApPVXvJ5jUty_yQVWE6h8r5ov22bSmP0f01MOtUqQeUEgT02u2lSp7AG5irFDwfUTZw/s400/ATT00001_1.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#9. You carry your front porch with you...</span></div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfG887d8RQfWwtMMxREOMQMPHKZ1KrzDqYJ_qmKU0oiLgjUcZ7vycuT4_qcC6hT_Q4Ncv3z0B4sJSuaeIY_6m4Mu7jR5g7VvKyHQznzIO8OA62beYiBxP8CdfbPv5IZi-0WnNckOp10ijG/s1600/ATT00002.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 295px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472675193290980578" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfG887d8RQfWwtMMxREOMQMPHKZ1KrzDqYJ_qmKU0oiLgjUcZ7vycuT4_qcC6hT_Q4Ncv3z0B4sJSuaeIY_6m4Mu7jR5g7VvKyHQznzIO8OA62beYiBxP8CdfbPv5IZi-0WnNckOp10ijG/s400/ATT00002.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#8. You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture... </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)</span></div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1Tic4Mb6Qf8G83ZXIkTErTPviwISZsviQtoNnFhVGzEv_KruX9-W3Mwt1n7L97PneEYD-SzIX4E6xqvzCn4wqALsDBu_OcY4A0ccMNlKtlqUzHk-SzXL_11RYq1AHINX1kupXQH0bTFzs/s1600/ATT00004.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 216px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472675182205028578" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1Tic4Mb6Qf8G83ZXIkTErTPviwISZsviQtoNnFhVGzEv_KruX9-W3Mwt1n7L97PneEYD-SzIX4E6xqvzCn4wqALsDBu_OcY4A0ccMNlKtlqUzHk-SzXL_11RYq1AHINX1kupXQH0bTFzs/s400/ATT00004.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#7. Your wedding picture looked like this.</span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtvRytCA-g5xUnN9PJ8Qj1LQM9eO0H2Vz08KUkv_UqgyIQj2bQFddRoPBeZHqsQ4lWQ216yEAy1TDjzjzCha9lJMy9vKA-F87cna35oJ5MTnNY3aA5-_chnYInfqHDasklxZtz-OW9qCmF/s1600/ATT00005.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472675179437062210" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtvRytCA-g5xUnN9PJ8Qj1LQM9eO0H2Vz08KUkv_UqgyIQj2bQFddRoPBeZHqsQ4lWQ216yEAy1TDjzjzCha9lJMy9vKA-F87cna35oJ5MTnNY3aA5-_chnYInfqHDasklxZtz-OW9qCmF/s400/ATT00005.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#6. And your wedding cake looked like this...</span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6K1TNAhWUbrm91pP-H4J835YzIBiYyp8OFt9D0zLIOlmb6aMsZRkSIqsz0jq_3w42avLGqcrjSlxtNpyI5Q_4JBRg91xndMep1rOxKs7Pa7z8BpP0GYmmrdLPQM3aSl9ma4dy1O1lla-H/s1600/ATT00006.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 229px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472675175465776898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6K1TNAhWUbrm91pP-H4J835YzIBiYyp8OFt9D0zLIOlmb6aMsZRkSIqsz0jq_3w42avLGqcrjSlxtNpyI5Q_4JBRg91xndMep1rOxKs7Pa7z8BpP0GYmmrdLPQM3aSl9ma4dy1O1lla-H/s400/ATT00006.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#5. Your doghouse looks like this...</span> </div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTcL_S5tWXQQMOAABIA2Gh2SX6q7J4zYoRzezIbl-ik_rYy5Kz2JHFFa8rrkYWEmfeDDOxV2XcPMvHwUFmYleVPjfrEi7gjZlX2jIBH_7y79DGljvpt12bwBtOFdMDQj07orG1u0RZUWcJ/s1600/ATT00008.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 278px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472674885133715026" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTcL_S5tWXQQMOAABIA2Gh2SX6q7J4zYoRzezIbl-ik_rYy5Kz2JHFFa8rrkYWEmfeDDOxV2XcPMvHwUFmYleVPjfrEi7gjZlX2jIBH_7y79DGljvpt12bwBtOFdMDQj07orG1u0RZUWcJ/s400/ATT00008.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#4. Your pickup looks like this...</span></div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj03FXGzuaoB7MMuGNjWRcYcMD-UfwfN6BEUsyTtAe3qI9FkxCnA86IFstJKFRoA_2M3FdwbJJ3Kc5GS9UNuRKqhdQd1TwullbaiFDTTSAXISJxWeitCGlHwhf2t1vwtXXJgXfRWiGiL26D/s1600/ATT00009.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 349px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472674881137102498" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj03FXGzuaoB7MMuGNjWRcYcMD-UfwfN6BEUsyTtAe3qI9FkxCnA86IFstJKFRoA_2M3FdwbJJ3Kc5GS9UNuRKqhdQd1TwullbaiFDTTSAXISJxWeitCGlHwhf2t1vwtXXJgXfRWiGiL26D/s400/ATT00009.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#3. You have a deer's butt for a door bell...</span> </div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVVuT5cFqC1guulNy0TqSCJAmsnZqb_eSUecHUpvFcHX9HbVeZ1-Vwrp_tXHJjqbjrFdp8G4RwzUEDDo4N0kwqvhiNecixIW_xSXIQ4fL98h3Zk-DuVude0nQNjm34F1pOxLfcB9m0SIex/s1600/ATT00010.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472674874421408914" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVVuT5cFqC1guulNy0TqSCJAmsnZqb_eSUecHUpvFcHX9HbVeZ1-Vwrp_tXHJjqbjrFdp8G4RwzUEDDo4N0kwqvhiNecixIW_xSXIQ4fL98h3Zk-DuVude0nQNjm34F1pOxLfcB9m0SIex/s400/ATT00010.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">#2. You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBlvLjmxdv38FouHIQfu2DvnyYB8W-hMAhrg792vDvJlD44U0ZUqyZXur9_SW9bjw1TjbFJGfaMG6kXuD1icy9FsbfJUx4q2UHsuZB_TNP3tVPqjztnLubK5BwTg73PcxXefC8XNkm-C-y/s1600/ATT00011.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 285px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472674868959087330" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBlvLjmxdv38FouHIQfu2DvnyYB8W-hMAhrg792vDvJlD44U0ZUqyZXur9_SW9bjw1TjbFJGfaMG6kXuD1icy9FsbfJUx4q2UHsuZB_TNP3tVPqjztnLubK5BwTg73PcxXefC8XNkm-C-y/s400/ATT00011.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">And the #1 indicator that you might just be a redneck is........</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">if you were quoted in the local paper saying...<br /></span><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihulCHe9drsgnaDiavozYxw09EN5k_vnP2xqRdCd4eFa2I0TcbAE5nOQoP259vmqdQkaIuPCkati2rWK4hq36OHVomDeEjjDsksQkXPrcRH7qrdOEqBPX5w5G6dM8RauVyA0KmZG1QI0oY/s1600/ATT00012.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 380px; HEIGHT: 257px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472674860776245762" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihulCHe9drsgnaDiavozYxw09EN5k_vnP2xqRdCd4eFa2I0TcbAE5nOQoP259vmqdQkaIuPCkati2rWK4hq36OHVomDeEjjDsksQkXPrcRH7qrdOEqBPX5w5G6dM8RauVyA0KmZG1QI0oY/s400/ATT00012.JPG" /></a></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Hope you enjoyed these :-)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Have A Great Day!</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Seeya,</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">OregonArtGuy</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN -->
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