REDNECK HARLEY
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.......
31.You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
32.The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
33.Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
34.Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
35.Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
36.You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
37.You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
38.Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
39.Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
40.You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
42.Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
43.You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
44.You're an expert on worm beds.
45.The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
46.Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
47.Your family tree does not fork.
48.The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
49.You haul more than U-Haul.
50.Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
51.There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
Have a Great Week!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy
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3 comments:
Con got a laugh over the Redneck motercycle. LOL
Took me awhile but I got on here.
Oops.. I meant Redneck HARLEY. what was I thinking? LOL
Word Verification is.. chillun. could that be redneck for children?? LOL
Hi Cris - tell Con I'm glad he liked it :-}
It wasn't your computer - it was my blog - and a lot of other people's too - Something is messed up with BLOGGER, but some regular Joe figured out what to do to fix it - I turned of my "Followers" and it has worked fine since. Sure glad! - my blog was going down in flames!
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