Wednesday, May 27, 2009

You Might Be A Redneck if....101-120....


REDNECK LIMO

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:.....

101.People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.


102.Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

103.You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

104.You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.

105.You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

106.You've ever been too drunk to fish.

107.You've ever bought a used cap.

108.You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

109.You've ever used a weedeater indoors.

110.Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

111.You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

112.You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'

113.You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

114.Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
115.In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

116.Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

117.You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.

118.You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

119.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

120.Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle

Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

2 comments:

Max said...

Hey Bill,

Oh, I love this type of post, let me check the ones that kill me the most:

"108.You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures." - LOL LOL LOL urghhhh....disgusting!

"112.You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'" - LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

"116.Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack." - ROFL ROFL ROFL...nasty!

"120.Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle" - ROFL how corny! LOL LOL

Loved it, Bill!!

Cheers

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Max: Good to see you! I love that stuff too! Glad you enjoyed it :-}
~Bill~
"If yer house has wheels and yer car don't......"