Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Fishing License :-)

A redneck was stopped by a SCDNR game warden at Lake Hartwell recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'OK', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck. ..................... ;-)

Have A Great Day!



Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Ya Might Just Be A Redneck........ ;-)

Top Ten indicators that "Ya Might Just be a Redneck" :

#10. A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...

#9. You carry your front porch with you...

#8. You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)

#7. Your wedding picture looked like this.

#6. And your wedding cake looked like this...

#5. Your doghouse looks like this...

#4. Your pickup looks like this...

#3. You have a deer's butt for a door bell...

#2. You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...

And the #1 indicator that you might just be a redneck is........
if you were quoted in the local paper saying...

Hope you enjoyed these :-)
Have A Great Day!

Sunday, May 9, 2010


Some tulip photos from around my yard - hope you enjoy them....
(Click on the image to enlarge it)

Have a Great Day!

Monday, May 3, 2010

I Want To Apologize.........

Hi Guys:
I just wanted to apologize that I haven't been posting as often as I'd like to.....
Basically, it boils down to this........

I'll get another post up soon... sorry..

Have A Great Day!