Signs Of Menopause and Getting Older.....

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
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1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
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2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
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3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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OLD IS WHEN:
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1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
to go along.
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3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
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4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! :-}
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Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy