Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Signs Of Menopause and Getting Older.....




SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
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1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
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2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
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3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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OLD IS WHEN:
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1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
to go along.
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3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
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4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! :-}

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Have a Great Day!
Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

6 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

These are funny too, but not very kind - ha!

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Teresa: Sorry - I didn't mean to be unkind - they're just all so true!! :-}
~Bill~

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Bill dont worry, I am sure you will make it thru alright. :))

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Cris! I was beginning to worry!
~Bill~

Debra Russell said...

Hi there - could I use this list on my blog, www.menopauseishot.com

I'm always looking for funny stuff to include.

~Debra

Linda Rogers said...

Thanks for the belly laugh. You hit the nail on the head with these. Hilarious :-)