Things You Need To Know....

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
of natural causes.
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Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
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Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta its rear end.'
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going
to look up there anyway?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Have a Great Weekend!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy