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REDNECK SEAFOOD DINNER
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
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1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
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2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
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3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
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4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
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5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
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6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
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7. You own a homemade fur coat.
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8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
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9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
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10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath" :-}
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So many of these hit so close to home :-}
Hope you enjoy them - there's more.....
Have a Great Day
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy
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8 comments:
Oh boy! I needed a good laugh this morn! Thanks :)
Hi Barb: Thanks for stopping by - I'm glad you got a chuckle - I've got a lot more redneck stuff for the next 2 weeks, so feel free to get a laugh whenever you want. Hope you find work soon - if you and Laura could find one more girl - you could be like - Charlie's Angels or somethin'.....just a thought :-}
~Bill~
Ha.....so far, I do not qualify for being a redneck...but there is still time! That photo is just plain wrong! :) Gotta have your laughs around each day.....
Hi AU: there are still a lot more that may fit you :-} And haven't you ever seen a nice octopus platter? :-}
~Bill~
Funny jokes! I have never seen hot dog done like that. Haha! They look more like octopusdogs.
Hi Karen: Yep - octodogs - redneck seafood! :-}
~Bill~
These are so funny. Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorites. Though I live in Charleston, I have not qualified for Redneck yet
Hi Angel - If you live in SC......you qualify.....:-}
~Bill~
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