You Might Be a Redneck if.........11-20

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REDNECK HORSESHOES

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
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11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
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12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
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14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
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15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
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16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
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17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
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18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
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19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
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20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
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That's all for today! More tomorrow :-}
Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy