Thursday, May 21, 2009

You Might Be a Redneck if.........11-20

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REDNECK HORSESHOES


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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
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11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

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12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

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13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

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14. Birds are attracted to your beard.

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15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

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16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.

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17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

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18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

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19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

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20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

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That's all for today! More tomorrow :-}
Have a Great Day!
Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

5 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

These are just sad Bill, especially that photo! Hope you all are doing well today....

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Teresa: I'll try to do better tomorrow - hope things are good with you today :-}
~Bill~

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Photo is sad but funny. :))

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi cris: Redneck Horseshoes? That's not sad - they have a tournament - they do it on purpose - that's just pure redneck!!! :-}

Theresa said...

Love that picture!