You Might Be A Redneck if....51-70....

REDNECK YACHT

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:....

51.There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

52.Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

53.Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

54.Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.

55.Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

56.The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

57.Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

58.You pick your teeth from a catalog.

59.You've ever financed a tattoo.

60.You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."

61.Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

62.Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

63.You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

64.You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

65.The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

66.You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

67.The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

68.Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

69.You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

70.You go to the family reunion to pick up women. :-}

Have A Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonAryGuy