YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:....
51.There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
52.Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
53.Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
54.Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
55.Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
56.The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
57.Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
58.You pick your teeth from a catalog.
59.You've ever financed a tattoo.
60.You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
61.Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
62.Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
63.You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
64.You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
65.The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
66.You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
67.The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
68.Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
69.You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
70.You go to the family reunion to pick up women. :-}
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