You Might Be a Redneck if.........21-30

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REDNECK POWERBALL WINNER

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.....
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21.You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
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22.There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
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23.Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
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24.There is a wasp nest in your living room.
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25.The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
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26.You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
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27.There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
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28.You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
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29.You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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30.Fewer than half of your cars run.
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Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy