Saturday, November 1, 2014

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Thursday, September 5, 2013

HONESTY


 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. 
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. 
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. 

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...


MY Kind of Guy!! ;-)

Have a Great Day!

OregonArtGuy

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHERN GIRL ;-)


The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN .. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich, load the dishwasher and fold the just-washed clothes.

Yep - now you know... ;-)

Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

Friday, December 9, 2011

Why I Like Greasy Hamburgers and Chili Cheese Fries...


This woman is 51
She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, born Sept. 1959, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.







This woman is 51
She is Nigella Lawson, born Jan. 1960, a celebrity chef, who eats meat, butter and desserts.

I REST MY CASE

;-)
Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Interesting Road Signs - Part 2 ;-)













I'll have another post soon....
Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy