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After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great?
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They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...
They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...
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Have a Great Day!
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What a testosterone driven question! You're lucky she didn't clock you up the side of your head!!! It is quite funny though and I like her civil answer! You may have dodged a bullet....
Unplugged: Hi Teresa - thanks for your comment - let me clarify one thing - ITS NOT ME! :-}I'm not having a mid-life crisis.
Just a funny a friend sent me - I may not be very bright, but I'm smarter than that! :-}
Bill
Sounds like they're good communicators, at least...!
Hi Heather - The husband just needed a little "attitude adjustment" to get the proper perspective! :-}
Bill
Now that's a smart Woman. LOL
Hi Cris: I was kinda thinkin' it was a pretty smart MAN! :-}
Bill
I was hoping after 41 years you would know better than that.
I have read this before and it is funny and after almost 30 years I can tell you it is most likely true!!
Oh it's been way too long since I've visited!!
Jackie:-)
Shinade:Hi Jackie - Thanks for stopping by - My wife and I have been married for 38 years and I am indeed kmnow WAY better than that! :-}
Bill
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