Thursday, March 12, 2009

Having A Bad Day?.....

Feeling unappreciated lately? Things got you down? Well then, consider these?
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the su per natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Still Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
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Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away fro m the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.Are Ya OK Now? - No?
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Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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There now, Feeling Better, Are We ?
Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy!

14 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

Funny stuff today....and to think I thought it was a bad day when the date on the milk had passed.

OregonArtGuy said...

Unplugged: Hi Teresa - yeah, those letter bombs can be tricky! :-} I have a "Bad Milk Day" story if you want to hear it?

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

I think I may be morbid but these are funny. :)) I think I would be rather POed if someone didnt know I was dead for five days. Oh.. I would be dead wouldnt I??.. LOL
Why is it always funny to laugh at someone slipping on a banana peel. Or watching the funniest home videos where they do such stupid stuff but if it happens to us we dont think it's so funny... Of course if we are handed ten thousand dollars for filming it we dont mind... :))
Thanks for the laugh.

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris: 5 days!! I can't even imagine!! I can just hear people saying: "Do you smell something funny?"
Bill

Max said...

Hey Bill!

"Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner." - LOL LOL LOL I know I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help myself LOL!

LOL LOL I wasn't having a bad day...but now, after laughing this much, my day ended in great style :D! Thanks!

I hope all is well with you, Bill!

Cheers

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Max! good to see you - if your day ended with a smile, then my work here is done! :-}
Bill

Lisa said...

Omigosh - I feel lots better! Thanks! LOL!!!

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi LIsa: Glad you feel beter!! Say, if you ever figure out how to do that tilt shift photography, let me know, OK? :-}
Bill

Babs (Beetle) said...

Well I wasn't having a bad day, but this cheered me up even more :O)

OregonArtGuy said...

Babs: Glad to hear you weren't having a bad day - and glad it got even better! :-}
Bill

pencilportraits said...

An excuse not to hoover up now Bill!

OregonArtGuy said...

pencil portraits: Hi Karie! - I think that means its good, right?
Bill

Heather Dugan ("Footsteps") said...

Ahhh... My life is so GOOD!!

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Heather - Me Too! :-}
Bill