It's All About Wives....

· My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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· My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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· A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

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· I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."I asked her, "Where's the car?"She replied, "In the lake."

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· The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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· I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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· My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.So I got myself two girlfriends.

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· Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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· A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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· A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same: "You can have mine."

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· It's not true that married men live longer than single men.It only seems longer.

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· Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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· A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy