Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Lone Ranger And Tonto...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto go camping in the desert.
After they get their tent all set up, both men fall sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky. What you see?"
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The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asks Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
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Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
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Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
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Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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What's it tell you,Tonto?"
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Tonto shakes his head, then says,
"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chip. Someone steal our tent." :-}
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Have a Great Day
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy!
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7 comments:

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

LOL Oh dear.. I am laughing to hard to say much more. LOL
ps. Sometimes I feel like shooting my computer too. :)

Artist Unplugged said...

This is a good one! I would often like to shoot mine...or throw it!

OregonArtGuy said...

Cris, Unplugged: Hi guys - it's sure nice seeing you girls evey morning - makes my day cuz you always have a nice comment to make :-}
Thanks,
Bill

gumresq said...

I really liked this one. Thanks.

Gallery Juana - ギャラリー ワナ said...

Thanks for the chuckle two times!

I really like the kitty comic in your previous post "emailing is going to take me longer."

OregonArtGuy said...

gumresq: Thanks for stopping by, and your comment - I'm thinkin' that there may be too many "Lone Rangers" in the world! :-}
Bill

OregonArtGuy said...

Gallery Juana: Glad you got 2 chuckles for the price of one - I like the "email pic" too - pretty funny :-}
Seeya,
Bill