It's difficult to imagine all of the possibilities for additions to "Murphy's Law", but here are ten you may not have heard before :-} Enjoy:
#10 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
# 9 He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
# 8 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
# 7 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
# 6 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
# 5 The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
# 4 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
# 3 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
# 2 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- And the #1 Lesser Known Murphy's Law is.....
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. :-}
Hoped you enjoyed these. Have a Great Day