Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why Men Are Never Depressed.....

I wouldn't say that men are NEVER depressed, but her is some comic relief for BOTH sexes on the subject of why:......
Men Are Just Happier People....
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks and engines..
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase..
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original colors.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-No wonder men are happier. :-}
I hope these put a smile on your face :-}
Have A Great Day!


Babs (Beetle) said...

Ha ha! All so true!

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Babs - They really are true! - there are definitely distinct differences in the genders :-}

Heather Dugan ("Footsteps") said...

Attitude is truly everything, huh?!

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Heather: Yep, I never throw a pair of shoes out until most of my toes are showing :-}

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

I laugh everytime I read these. and Maxine is always a hoot. :))
Oh BTW I answered your comment about the Zentangle club on my blog but I think its been going on before I joined in.. late as usual. :))

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris: I really appreciate your continuing help with humor for my blog - I'll head on over to yours and check out your comment :-}

Lisa said...

Hysterical!!!! And yes, so true!!!

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Lisa: Thanks for stopping by-I have to admit.....:-}

Marie said...

This is the best and good feeling blog I have seen in a long time. Music was great too. I will now be following the Oregon Art Guy Blog. Thanks for the uplifting feeling.

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Marie!! Welcome aboard! :-)