Why Men Are Never Depressed.....

I wouldn't say that men are NEVER depressed, but her is some comic relief for BOTH sexes on the subject of why:......

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

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Men Are Just Happier People....

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-Your last name stays put.

-The garage is all yours.

-Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-Chocolate is just another snack.

-You can never be pregnant.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-The world is your urinal.

-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

-Same work, more pay.

-Wrinkles add character.

-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

-One mood all the time.

-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-You know stuff about tanks and engines..

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase..

-You can open all your own jars.

-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...

-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You never have strap problems in public.

-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-Everything on your face stays its original colors.

-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

-You only have to shave your face and neck.

-You can play with toys all your life.

-One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

-You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

-No wonder men are happier. :-}

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I hope these put a smile on your face :-}

Have A Great Day!

OregonArtGuy