Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Rest of the NEWS :-}

You may have missed these articles in your local newspaper, so we would like to share them with you now:






























































And that's the rest of the NEWS - we hope you enjoyed it :-}
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

24 comments:

Laura said...

A great morning laugh...thanks

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Laura: Glad you enjoyed it - I was in tears when I first read it :-}

Artist Unplugged said...

Funny, funny....I always enjoy these when Jay Leno does them on the Tonight Show. I like the one about the misinformation on the prostitution.........either way, looks like she was on the wrong side of the tracks....

OregonArtGuy said...

Unplugged: Thanks for your comments - I'm glad you enjoyed these. I liked that one too - " sorry about that mistake we made in the paper" :-}

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

OMG I am literally whiping tears off my face from laughing so hard. Not just one or two of these but 31of them. :))Think I might get in touch with the people not selling the Nissan. LOL or maybe the collection of old people. hmm..
Oh love your choice of music today. Love the Monk theme.. and show. And Morning has broken has always been a favorite. Had to let them play before sending this. :)Couldn't find your music box list to see what else you had on it.

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris: That's the same effect it had on me when I first read them, that's why I warned people not to be eating when they read them :-} Seriously! I'm a Monk fan myself. Everything Tony Shaloub does is great - he was really funny as the cab driver in "Wings". My music box is Waaaaaaaay down at the bottom - too many posts, I guess. Thanks for stopping by :-}

Carol Dean said...

Making Mr. Leno proud. I needed a good laugh today and sent the link for today's post to my husband, who, no doubt, will enjoy the laugh as well. Thank you ;D

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Carol - Glad you liked it :-}
Hope your husband does too!

Don said...

Not to make you nervous, but the people who wrote those ads live among us.

OregonArtGuy said...

Sorry Don - which one did you write? :-}

redchair said...

Hello Fair Artist who does beautiful work and wild things on his blog,

We have been watching you. We are artist also. At least that's what they call us. You may even know us. We'd like to invite you to a member of our very Private Club. We're very selective and only an elite few are welcome on our hallowed grounds. We pick you.

We even have a little 'chit chat' room just for the likes of you. It's rightfully called Dante's Pub. But when your enter BEWARE! You are entering the abyss of the artist mind! You may not find your way out.

You're welcome to watch from afar while drinking your brew or pull up a chair and join us for a little chat. Be sure and register and then log in. After all, this is a very private club. We don't allow just any wanderer in our midst.

Don't dilly dally now! It wont cost you a pence. Check out The Artist Challenge and Dante's Pub- that is if your daring and think yourself worthy to be amongst the souls we've claimed?

Farewell...until we hear from you,
Master Mike and the Pub Wench

Artist Challenge- http://www.theartistchallenge.com/
Dante‘s Pub - http://www.theartistchallenge.com/art-forum/

OregonArtGuy said...

redchair: very interesting ....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The baby was a "burrito" ???

HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the BEST one :-)

SlogBite said...

I can't stop laughing. I don't know which one was the funniest, however, it I had to pick one I go along with Speedy.

This was absolutely hysterical.

OregonArtGuy said...

Speedcat: thanks for your comment - I was laughing from start to finish - I think I had a "near death" experience :-}

OregonArtGuy said...

SlogBite: Hi Mel, thanks for stopping by. I can't pick one - every time I read them ,a new one hits my funnybone. Just think - this started out as an art blog - I don't know what happened :-}

Max said...

Hi again,

LOL teen pregnancy after 25? LOL LOL LOL o-k-a-y

"A millionaire is someone who has $1 million" I didn't know that this was such a great mystery LOL...

"A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mail boxes. It was the mailman" ROFL...

"An Australian Army vehicle worth of $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage" - ROFL ROFL well, the paint served its purpose LOL *nodding*!

"(...) must have stolen her mail because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends" LOL LOL this was a good one! LOL...

Does anyone need to be reminded not to take poison? LOL LOL
Hello!? A burrito mistaken for a baby? Ludicrous...

"The duck refused medical treatment" ROFL...ROFL

"Used toilet paper - for sale" - HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

LOL this was way too entertaining! LOL

Cheers

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Max: You know those ducks - never want any treatment :-}
Thanks so much for stopping by and your comments!

Kelly said...

I love your blog (still laughing)My mom's a bass player & old hippie type who grew up in California too (Vieras Resort)AND we watch Red Green on PBS every Saturday night. Wonderful to meet you :)

OregonArtGuy said...

Kelly: Nice to meet you too! Thanks for syopping by. I'm not trying to get personal, but I have to know where you live - we have to move there - we don't get Red Green any more and I'm having withdrawls - having trouble "keepin' my stick on the ice" :-}

Kelly said...

Beautiful, picturesque Garden Valley Idaho....show starts at 10:00pm, bring beer.....

OregonArtGuy said...

Kelly: Well, we're almost neighbors - I wonder how come I don't get it here?? :-{

Dorothy said...

This site is a stitch came over from slogbite...and so glad I did..

Dorothy from grammology
http://grammology.com

OregonArtGuy said...

Dorothy: Thanks - I'm glad you stopped by too!