Friday, February 13, 2009

New Dog Cross Breeds - Coming Soon to a Pet Store Near You :-}

In the everchanging world of canine cross breeding, some imagintive people have come up with some unique breeds that are sure to please:

New Dog Cross Breeds:

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever - Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog - Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh well it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end


I wanted to make this a Top Ten list, but there are twelve, and I was a little worried that someone might catch it. I know - it's a very remote possibility - but I didn't want to take a chance :-}
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

11 comments:

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Blabador.. So THAT'S what our neigbors used to have. It barked and barked and.. well you get it. :)
I liked the moot point. :)))

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris: How are you today? Thanks for stopping by - I liked moot point too, but I think collapso is my favorite :-}
Seeya,
Bill

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Yeah that would be my next choice. :))

Sadia Hussain said...

This is great; like the abstract version! Take care.

Beetle said...

Ha ha! Very good!

OregonArtGuy said...

Sadia: Hi! Thanks for stopping and for your comment - what could be better for an artist than a Peekasso? :-}

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Babs - see you soon :-]

Kaleidoscope Acres said...

Combine a Cardigan Welsh Terrier, with a Border Collie, breed that to a Boxer = a Cardboard Box.

The Eclectic said...

All are quite wonderful breeds! I'm glad dogs have a sense of humor though. ;-)

OregonArtGuy said...

Eclectic - What, no favorite?... :-)Thanks Gary!

OregonArtGuy said...

Kaleidescope - What a great Idea!! Thanks for sharing!!! Sorry for the late response, I didn't get notified....