New Error Mesages Planned For Windows 7

The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7:
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1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
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6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
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7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
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9) Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”
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10) This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”
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11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
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13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
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14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
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15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
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17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
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20) User Error: Replace user.
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21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)”
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22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
Evidence Nuker Software will permanently delete everything you want erased. :-}
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Have a Great Weekend!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy