Friday, April 10, 2009

New Error Mesages Planned For Windows 7


The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7:
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1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

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2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
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6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
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7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
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9) Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”
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10) This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”
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11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
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13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
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14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
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15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
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17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
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20) User Error: Replace user.
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21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)”
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22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
Evidence Nuker Software will permanently delete everything you want erased. :-}
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Have a Great Weekend!
Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

8 comments:

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Yep.. Thats me, smashing head against keyboard. or # 9reformating brain. Even spank cat for killing mouse. Wrong move. Mouse seems to be alive and kickin' again. :))The one they left out is, if all else fails toss the blame thing out the window!!!! :}
Have a great weekend.

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris: Yep, that's why I put the planter picture in there - recycling - you know :-}
Bill

Heather Dugan ("Footsteps") said...

This is why I went MAC and have found joy and happiness (birds, sunshine, rainbows...).

OregonArtGuy said...

Heather: Yep - I knew it - your MAC has taken you to "The Land of OZ" :-}
BiLL

Pierre De Lune said...

Excellent !!!

Max said...

Hey Bill,

Now this is what I call, making good use of an old computer: flower vase!

1) Smash forehead on keyboard - LOL LOL LOL is it that bad?

2) oh my...

3) LOL LOL LOL either way we're done, eh?

4) ROFL ROFL ROFL...ooops! LOL...

5) LOL that one is cold, man!

6) LOL LOL *nodding*!

8) "Do you want to play another game?" - Hell NO!!!

9) ROFL, this was a good one!

11) Huh? LOL LOL...

15) ROFL ROFL ROFL...excellent one!

16) Yeah, spank the cat! LOL

17) Backup "Pencil and Paper" LOL LOL LOL excellent!!

LOL this was a great post: it reflects how crazy Windows can drive us!

Cheers

OregonArtGuy said...

Pierre De Lune: Thanks for dropping by and your comment! :-}
Bill

OregonArtGuy said...

Max: I'm so glad you enjoyed it! How did we ever live without the frustration of computers?! :-}
Bill