Diggin' a REALLY DEEP Hole...

Okay..... it's time to start diggin' a deeper hole for myself....:-}

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. :-}

- I don't know what happened!! Someone hacked my blog and posted this!!! And now I can't get rid of it!!!

Sorry for the mix-up!

Have a Great Day

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy