Friday, January 16, 2009

New Song Lyrics For Baby Boomers...

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate
Aging baby boomers. Here's my TOP 10 LIST:

Number 10: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone" - The Temptations
Number 9: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash" - Bobby Darin
Number 8: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker" - Herman's Hermits
Number 7: "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore" - Helen Reddy
Number 6: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" - Leo Sayer
Number 5: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" - Paul Simon
Number 4: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" - The Bee Gees
Number 3: "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To" - Lesley Gore
Number 2: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends" - Ringo Starr

And the Number 1 song with revised lyrics for Baby Boomers is:
"On the Commode Again" - by Willie Nelson



Laura said...

Hahaha those are great!

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Laura: I thought they were pretty funny too :-} - They would probably be even funnier if they didn't hit so close to home :-}

Susanne49 said...

You're a funny guy Bill :) I like the one with the hip...:)

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OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks Sue:
Are you getting anxious to get going?

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

LOL ..these are funny and true. :)
I went thru and looked at the Tissot slides longer this time. That was fun. He did some amazing work. I like several in there. I liked the woman with lilacs a lot.

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris - Thanks for stopping by - funny and true is the part that hit a little to close to hme for me :-}, but that's what makes them funny!

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

You are really funny!
Boomer humor!

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Mary:
Thanks for your comment - I wish I could claim these as my own, but I didn't make them up. But who cares - they're funny anyway :-}
Stay tuned, I'll be posting some more Boomer Humor designed just for the girls - its REALLY FUNNY! :-}

AVCr8teur said...

These are hilarious despite the your age. Sometimes we have to laugh at our circumstance.

OregonArtGuy said...

Thanks AVCr8teur:
Thanks for commenting - I think so too - I'll never be able to listen to Willie Nelson or Ringo Starr the same again :-}

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