Saturday, July 17, 2010

World’s Best Blond Joke?

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blond girl.


3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.


5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’”


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” :-)

Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

2 comments:

Carol Dean said...

I needed a good laugh this morning, Bill. Thank you :D

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Carol! Glad I could help - I've had a real struggle trying to keep up with posting....thanks for stopping by...:-)
~Bill~