Wednesday, April 21, 2010


Wanted Editors with a new skill..........ability to read what writers write......even if it is wrong.......
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!-
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: FacesBattery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Hope you got a chuckle from these :-)
Have A Great Day!


ArtistUnplugged said...

Hey! I enjoyed these this morning, really, seems no one reads what they write! Hope you and the Mrs. are doing well...

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Teresa - sorry I didn't get back to you yesterdat=y...Good to see you! I hope you and your group are doing well too...thanks for your concern :-)

Rick said...

Chuckling at some of those.

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Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

OOps.. missed this... and it was funny too. I bet those 7 foot doctors are really a sight to see. LOL

OregonArtGuy said...

Hi Cris - I like the idea of running down jaywalkers.....I wonder if I have anger issues????

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

Well Bill maybe no more anger then the Juvenile Courts to Try Shooting Defendant... :)
Thanks for goodwishes on Cons operation tomorrow.