DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "
Hope it worked.....:-}
Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
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ROFL ..THAT IS PRICELESS!!! LOL
Hi Cris - good to see you :-} Power to the Farmers! :-} Does your computer still have trouble loading my page after I put the music back?
~Bill~
It is a tad slower then some, but I got there quicker then I ever did even with out the music. So it seems to be ok now. I guess my flowers will have to await another planter. :))
Well then, in the future maybe everyone of us need a bull close buy... :)
Thanks Cris - glad to know you are up and running again! :-}
~Bill~
Hi Sue! Thanks for your comment - I couldn't agree more! :-}
~Bill~
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