There - I Fixed It!......Part One

This Post is dedicated to the 'King' of fix it - Red Green.....enjoy:

Photos courtesy: "There I Fixed It"

Have A Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

Odds and Ends....misc pics

Sea Gulls - Coos Bay, OR

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Railroad Bridge - North Bend-Coos Bay, OR

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Blue - I like this one! :-}

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Pilot Butte - Bend, OR

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Lonely Bush

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Little House on the Prairie - January

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Little House on the Prairie - June

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Not sure if I posted any of these before - hope you enjoy them :-}

Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

NEW OFFICE POLICY - Effective Immediately....

In an effort to survive in these tough economic times, our company is implementing some new policies to help cut expenses - we're certain that you will embrace and applaud these policy changes as a positive step toward that goal:

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
1) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
2) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3) Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Regards,
The Management

I'm sure glad I don't work anymore......
Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

Huge Dandelion Seed Pods!....3" across!.....

Hi Guys! I'm not even sure if these ARE Dandelions, but I don't know what else to call them - maybe someone can help me - the seed pods are about 3 inches across, and are simply amazing close-up! I hope you enjoy these:

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Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

You might be an EXTREME Redneck if.......

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Have a Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy