Beautiful NASA Photos!...

I thought I would share some beautiful NASA Photos today - its really hard to know when to stop - there are sooooo many - (be sure to click on the image to get the full effect) enjoy:

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Birth of our Galaxy

(Artist's Conception)

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Arches Cluster

(Artist's Conception)

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Heart of Orion Nebula

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Bowtie Nebula

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Edge of the Milky Way

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Hope you have enjoyed these - if you would like me to post more, please let me know. I'm getting closer to having that hole filled in - maybe by tomorrow :-}

Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

Here's One I Call "BUBBLES"...

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If you don't see any funnies for the next couple of days, it's because I'll be busy trying to fill in a very deep hole that I've dug :-}

Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

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It's All About Wives....

· My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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· My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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· A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

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· I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."I asked her, "Where's the car?"She replied, "In the lake."

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· The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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· I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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· My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.So I got myself two girlfriends.

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· Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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· A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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· A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same: "You can have mine."

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· It's not true that married men live longer than single men.It only seems longer.

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· Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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· A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

Married for 41 years...

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After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

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Aren't older women great?

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They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...

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Have a Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too! :-}

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Have ae Great Day

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy

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