I wouldn't say that men are NEVER depressed, but her is some comic relief for BOTH sexes on the subject of why:......
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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Men Are Just Happier People....
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-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks and engines..
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase..
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original colors.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-No wonder men are happier. :-}
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I hope these put a smile on your face :-}
Have A Great Day!
OregonArtGuy
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