The Lone Ranger And Tonto...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto go camping in the desert.

After they get their tent all set up, both men fall sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky. What you see?"
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The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asks Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
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Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
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Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
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Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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What's it tell you,Tonto?"
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Tonto shakes his head, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chip. Someone steal our tent." :-}

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