New Song Lyrics For Baby Boomers...

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate
Aging baby boomers. Here's my TOP 10 LIST:

Number 10: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone" - The Temptations
Number 9: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash" - Bobby Darin
Number 8: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker" - Herman's Hermits
Number 7: "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore" - Helen Reddy
Number 6: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" - Leo Sayer
Number 5: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" - Paul Simon
Number 4: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" - The Bee Gees
Number 3: "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To" - Lesley Gore
Number 2: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends" - Ringo Starr

And the Number 1 song with revised lyrics for Baby Boomers is:
"On the Commode Again" - by Willie Nelson

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