PROOFREADING: A DYING ART

Wanted Editors with a new skill..........ability to read what writers write......even if it is wrong.......
　
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!-
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: FacesBattery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Hope you got a chuckle from these :-)
Have A Great Day!
Seeya,
OregonArtGuy

New Seat Belt Law :-)

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This becomes effective April 1, 2010 .

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.

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THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

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This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%

Also applies to teenagers . . .

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I KNOW....YOU SMILED.

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YEAH, YOU SMILED AGAIN

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Remember, I'm ONLY the MESSENGER........ ;-)

Have A Great Day!

Seeya,

OregonArtGuy